This blog entry has been instituted as a stop gap measure until a regulation-length entry can be written. To be used for the prevention of, but not limited to:
-mental anguish associated with seeing the words "Doctor, I think I'm having mid-cycle pains"
-loss of voice associated with screaming "Foiled again"
-loss of employment associated with alienating co-workers secondary to screaming in the workplace
Do not use this entry for purposes other than those recommended without first consulting a physician.
Although I did not scream in anguish, I did lose my voice whilst squealing in delight.
ReplyDeleteIt turns out that fits of sudden, inexplicably deafening laughter can also lead to loss of friends and employment, respectively. To this I say: foiled again!